Flowkab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain chinchilla.

Flowkab created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowkab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flowkab, it will send you a sign.

Flowkab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Flowkab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.