Flapdonnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical bird.

Flapdonnarl created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flapdonnarl, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flapdonnarl, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flapdonnarl's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Flapdonnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Hide from fawn moths for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Never talk about fire.