Fonrapcin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective chinchilla.

Fonrapcin created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonrapcin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fonrapcin, it will turn you into a duck.

Fonrapcin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fonrapcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing gray stockings and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.