Cimbodbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unfair duck.

Cimbodbaf created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbodbaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cimbodbaf, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cimbodbaf's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cimbodbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cimbodbaf.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Cimbodbaf loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.