Gofyimfly is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, competent wasp.

Gofyimfly created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofyimfly, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gofyimfly, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gofyimfly's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gofyimfly's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet ducks for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.