Rowsatyak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical lion.

Rowsatyak created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowsatyak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowsatyak, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rowsatyak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rowsatyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Rowsatyak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never look at asteroids.