Migpanggid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, effective pig.

Migpanggid created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migpanggid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migpanggid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Migpanggid's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Migpanggid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Worship no other gods but Migpanggid.

4. Always obey Migpanggid's priests.

5. Always help dogs in need.