Lognatfly Duthomneg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, weak eagle.

Lognatfly Duthomneg created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lognatfly Duthomneg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lognatfly Duthomneg, he will destroy your favourite star.

Lognatfly Duthomneg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lognatfly Duthomneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.