Yimyattsis is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-confident swallow.

Yimyattsis created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Yimyattsis, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yimyattsis, he will turn you into a duck.

Yimyattsis' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Yimyattsis' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet rats, for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Yimyattsis loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Never sprint in the presence of shrews.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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