Gemcentip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident duck.

Gemcentip created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemcentip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemcentip, it will turn you into a duck.

Gemcentip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gemcentip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing black rings and balancing four lead spheres on your legs.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never mix turnips with oil.

5. Never hurt gulls.