Bogsasgat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless alligator.

Bogsasgat created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bogsasgat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogsasgat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bogsasgat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bogsasgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing violet jumpers and balancing five iron spheres on your arms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about amino acids.