Pangxencuss Renrawlin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest crocodile.

Pangxencuss Renrawlin created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangxencuss Renrawlin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pangxencuss Renrawlin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Pangxencuss Renrawlin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Pangxencuss Renrawlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must love Pangxencuss Renrawlin.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.