Sadgenyikpaslimrullbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered narwhal.

Sadgenyikpaslimrullbiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadgenyikpaslimrullbiss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sadgenyikpaslimrullbiss, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sadgenyikpaslimrullbiss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sadgenyikpaslimrullbiss' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sadgenyikpaslimrullbiss five times a day.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.
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