Dubpopcenbest is a god.
He takes the form of a small, annoying
centaur.
Dubpopcenbest created dark energy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dubpopcenbest, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dubpopcenbest, he will turn you into a rock.
Dubpopcenbest's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Dubpopcenbest's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Feed all hungry sheep.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dubpopcenbest.
5. Dubpopcenbest loves goats, so they must be honoured.