Dubpopcenbest is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying centaur.

Dubpopcenbest created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubpopcenbest, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubpopcenbest, he will turn you into a rock.

Dubpopcenbest's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dubpopcenbest's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dubpopcenbest.

5. Dubpopcenbest loves goats, so they must be honoured.