Ratdutlid is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, sage
walrus.
Ratdutlid created everything that exists seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Ratdutlid, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ratdutlid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Ratdutlid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Ratdutlid's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.
2. Never think ill of sick seals.
3. Never go into yellow rooms.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Ratdutlid must be the most important thing in your life.