Mifflan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, generous
eagle.
Mifflan created the world two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mifflan, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Mifflan, he will turn you into a worm.
Mifflan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Mifflan's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Mifflan.
2. Never think ill of sick birds.
3. You must pray to Mifflan four times a day.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never think about spacetime.