Mifflan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous eagle.

Mifflan created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifflan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mifflan, he will turn you into a worm.

Mifflan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mifflan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mifflan.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. You must pray to Mifflan four times a day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about spacetime.