Renhomwik is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, confident hedgehog.

Renhomwik created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renhomwik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Renhomwik, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Renhomwik's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Renhomwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about spacetime near sheep while wearing black coats and balancing three silver spheres on your hands.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Always take life seriously.