Flymifmipgonfeblarnflam Gemcadpan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sapient fly.

Flymifmipgonfeblarnflam Gemcadpan created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flymifmipgonfeblarnflam Gemcadpan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flymifmipgonfeblarnflam Gemcadpan, she will be very sad.

Flymifmipgonfeblarnflam Gemcadpan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flymifmipgonfeblarnflam Gemcadpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.