Tiploopspag Wiktonk is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing ant.

Tiploopspag Wiktonk created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiploopspag Wiktonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tiploopspag Wiktonk, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tiploopspag Wiktonk's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tiploopspag Wiktonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing brown ear rings and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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