Watquambomfutgidvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental bear.

Watquambomfutgidvog created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Watquambomfutgidvog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Watquambomfutgidvog, it will strike you with lightening.

Watquambomfutgidvog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Watquambomfutgidvog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.