Nantomjarn is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured
rhinoceros.
Nantomjarn created Europe two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nantomjarn, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Nantomjarn, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Nantomjarn's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Nantomjarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nantomjarn on top of all buildings.
4. Nantomjarn loves frogs, so they must be honoured.
5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.