Yogdadnart is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tiresome manatee.

Yogdadnart created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yogdadnart, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogdadnart, he will be very sad.

Yogdadnart's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yogdadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six pigs approach from the south.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Yogdadnart on top of important buildings.