Cumzimfon is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable
bee.
Cumzimfon created a down quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cumzimfon, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cumzimfon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Cumzimfon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Cumzimfon's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Erect nine silver sculptures of Cumzimfon on top of important buildings.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.