Tadmidgar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, contented swan.

Tadmidgar created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadmidgar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadmidgar, it will turn you into a rat.

Tadmidgar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tadmidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadmidgar.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.