Veenvoling is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring alligator.

Veenvoling created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Veenvoling, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Veenvoling, she will destroy your home solar system.

Veenvoling's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Veenvoling's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if eight otters approach from the south.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Run away if five moths approach from the west.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Veenvoling in the centre of the settlement.