Quaglisthun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless slug.

Quaglisthun created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaglisthun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quaglisthun, it will turn you into a goat.

Quaglisthun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Quaglisthun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never sit near birds.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not take Quaglisthun's name in vain.