Stiptailfub Xemtipdub Sakmiphom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring bee.

Stiptailfub Xemtipdub Sakmiphom created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiptailfub Xemtipdub Sakmiphom, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stiptailfub Xemtipdub Sakmiphom, he will turn you into a goat.

Stiptailfub Xemtipdub Sakmiphom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Stiptailfub Xemtipdub Sakmiphom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Hide if three whales approach from the south.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.