Pinbanquill is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful duck.

Pinbanquill created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinbanquill, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pinbanquill, she will turn you into a dog.

Pinbanquill's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Pinbanquill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink manatees for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think about moons.