Rigloopfun is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying aardvark.

Rigloopfun created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigloopfun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigloopfun, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rigloopfun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rigloopfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow skirts.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rigloopfun.

4. Hide from black dogs for they are unholy.

5. Do not skip in public.