Femsidgep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous dove.

Femsidgep created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Femsidgep, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femsidgep, it will be very unhappy.

Femsidgep's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Femsidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never bounce near hamsters.