Lenfabrow is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate wolf.

Lenfabrow created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenfabrow, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lenfabrow, he will turn you into a snail.

Lenfabrow's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lenfabrow's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Hide from blue birds for they are unholy.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.