Dibmon Gepfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental wren.

Dibmon Gepfeb created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibmon Gepfeb, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibmon Gepfeb, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dibmon Gepfeb's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dibmon Gepfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.