Mitmapnak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud coyote.

Mitmapnak created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitmapnak, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mitmapnak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mitmapnak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mitmapnak's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Mitmapnak loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.