Kabstikmut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent cat.

Kabstikmut created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kabstikmut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kabstikmut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kabstikmut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kabstikmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never sprint near porpoises.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about chromosomes.