Fobfarloop is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy toad.

Fobfarloop created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobfarloop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fobfarloop, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fobfarloop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fobfarloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Do not consume rice at dawn.

4. Run away from turquoise birds, for they are unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.