Honhamlat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate crab.

Honhamlat created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honhamlat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Honhamlat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Honhamlat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Honhamlat's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Honhamlat loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. You must pray to Honhamlat four times a day.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.