Rutdibhen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional slug.

Rutdibhen created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutdibhen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rutdibhen, it will have a low opinion of you.

Rutdibhen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rutdibhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rutdibhen on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.