Vegdobyik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy crane.

Vegdobyik created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegdobyik, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vegdobyik, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vegdobyik's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vegdobyik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vegdobyik.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never feed spinach to seals while wearing stockings.

4. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the west.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.