Arfrulstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud camel.

Arfrulstrag created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Arfrulstrag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Arfrulstrag, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Arfrulstrag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Arfrulstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Arfrulstrag loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed bananas to geese while wearing tights.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.