Nibbusbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, slow faun.

Nibbusbeg created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nibbusbeg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nibbusbeg, it will be very unhappy.

Nibbusbeg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nibbusbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.

5. Do not shave your arms.