Nakripgod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awesome butterfly.

Nakripgod created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakripgod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nakripgod, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nakripgod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nakripgod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear pink stockings.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. You must love Nakripgod.