Bepomtbunvenjadwodbellquam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, strong chicken.

Bepomtbunvenjadwodbellquam created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepomtbunvenjadwodbellquam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bepomtbunvenjadwodbellquam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bepomtbunvenjadwodbellquam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bepomtbunvenjadwodbellquam's Holy Commandments

1. Bepomtbunvenjadwodbellquam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.