Vilgudstan is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, able
hyena.
Vilgudstan created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vilgudstan, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Vilgudstan, it will destroy your favourite star.
Vilgudstan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Vilgudstan's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not speak about peanuts.
5. Never think about optics near tortoises while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing three titanium spheres on your head.