Vilgudstan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able hyena.

Vilgudstan created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilgudstan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vilgudstan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vilgudstan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vilgudstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Never think about optics near tortoises while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing three titanium spheres on your head.