Bastlarghon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, charitable warg.

Bastlarghon created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bastlarghon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bastlarghon, it will turn you into a frog.

Bastlarghon's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bastlarghon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Run away from green birds, for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.