Bidtipneg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil mouse.

Bidtipneg created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidtipneg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bidtipneg, he will be very unhappy.

Bidtipneg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bidtipneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Bidtipneg on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.