Milorttarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical meerkat.

Milorttarg created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milorttarg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milorttarg, she will turn you into a mole.

Milorttarg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Milorttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not keep five turtles in a large pit.

5. Never talk about galaxies.