Fadtanzig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciful eagle.

Fadtanzig created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fadtanzig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fadtanzig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fadtanzig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fadtanzig's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Fadtanzig in the centre of the settlement.