Sakrullsab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ruthless ferret.

Sakrullsab created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakrullsab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sakrullsab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sakrullsab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sakrullsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sakrullsab.

5. Do not sing in public.