Budfompid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong owl.

Budfompid created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budfompid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Budfompid, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Budfompid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Budfompid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budfompid.

2. Run away if six whales approach from the east.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never paint your chest brown.