Budfidnan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, deceitful mole.

Budfidnan created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfidnan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Budfidnan, he will turn you into a slug.

Budfidnan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Budfidnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Never leap in the presence of eagles.