Lunsakfas Yoknurlparkpang is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional armadillo.

Lunsakfas Yoknurlparkpang created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunsakfas Yoknurlparkpang, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lunsakfas Yoknurlparkpang, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lunsakfas Yoknurlparkpang's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lunsakfas Yoknurlparkpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Lunsakfas Yoknurlparkpang loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Worship no other gods but Lunsakfas Yoknurlparkpang.

5. Lunsakfas Yoknurlparkpang loves horses, so they must be honoured.