Dinparkshav is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful rat.

Dinparkshav created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dinparkshav, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dinparkshav, she will be very sad.

Dinparkshav's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dinparkshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not wear white clothing.